Hello World!

I am not, in fact, dead as the world apparently thought, becasue I have more than double the pageviews sense I last checked, which proves that stuff isn't famous unless the creator is dead. I just didn't feel like posting for a while.

ANYWAYS I finally finished Dragon Ball Z! WOOHOO! BACK TO REALITY(sortof)!!!!! And for a final exam my Latin teacher is making us make fighting kites!!! EPIC FINAL!!! (FTW)

My English teacher continues to not understand that there is a difference between a paradox and an oxymoron. paradox = a phrase, sentence, or situation that makes sense in a way that loops over itself by swapping extremes (they are basically bipolar) indefinitely.

eg(exempli gratia(with the grace of (an) example(s)(Latin FTW))):

This statement is false.

Therefore what it says is not correct, which, applied to itself makes it correct, which, applied to itself, makes it incorrect (etc x infinity). (don't try to comprehend it because your mind will explode. Or at least break).

 Me: "Ask me if I am a liar."
You: "Are you a liar?"
Me: "Yes. Now think aboout it."

An oxymoron is a word, phase, sentence, or something else that I may have forgotten, that contradicts itself, usually in an ironic way. eg:

jumbo shrimp

virtual reality

DMZ of the Koreas (DMZ = De Militarized Zone. It is the most heavily defended border in the world.)

smart a** (its a good one!)

-and many more.

THEY ARE NOT THE SAME!!! SHE BE LUCKY I CANNOT BLOW THINGS UP WITH MY MIND!!!!!!! And I learn more english in latin...

Whilks don't stand chances in supernovas.

-Shadow

Stupid tick. And Vegetaphobia.

So I found a tick on me, and this is my reaction (after killing and flushing it in rage): "You think you can suck on the most powerful person in the universe?! Well that's a good way to DIE!!!" Well that's not a very long post... DBZ: Majin Boo just owned everyone. Insect Project is gonna be interesting. Nice things are nice. This post is descending into itself. Oh yeah, I have Vegetaphobia: The fear that Vegeta will become so awesome that nobody can handle it and everybody dies!!! (derived from mephobia for those who look at demotivators) "I, drink, FireWater!!!" -Shadow PS: for some reason posting this from my phone deletes enters. (sorry i'll try to fix it later)

WTF!? And a few other things that came to mind...

Pageviews by Countries United States 130 Russia 13 Germany 6 Canada 5 Australia 3 Netherlands 3 Philippines 3 France 2 United Kingdom 2 Argentina 1

Everyone below USA, especially those who's common language is not English, how/why are you reading this blog?
I don't have any problem with it, but it just seems interesting that I have so many views from other countries. Leave comments if you want. If you're bi/tri/multi-lingual then you are that much cooler. I am monolingual, so unfortunatly I cannot speak any of you other languages, except English, though the US's main language should be called "American," because our accent and slang differ so very much from all other English speakers. I wonder if anyone from any other countries will view this. I guess there is a good chance that a few of you actually saw this blog, noticed it being english, and then left immediately. And also, less than one percent of my views (1 view) were from sombody's PSP. I don't feel like arguing right now, but I strongly prefer Xbox 360. Nothing you say can change that, so don't try.


On that note, MINECRAFT for Xbox 360 comes out in TWO DAYS. On Saturday. I'm excited. GET EXCITED!


My older sister is awesome. I somehow managed to spiral her into watching DBZ with me and now she's interested. I may just post something she drew about it. The artistic gene went to her :/

Artistic Sister FTW.

What's blue and fluffy?

Blue fluff.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

If life throws you melons, then you might be dislexic.

"A class is as fast as its slowest student."

                        -Clayton []

How did the man avoid suicide?

He died.

(I made that one, so yay for creativity!)

How do you get a clown off of a swing?

Hit it with an axe.

"My life isn't ruined by what you just did, but it is this much worse."

                                                                             -Shadow (Me)

TO!!!

POTA!!!

Xenon will get this. She may even post it.

Is it strange that Goku used the Kamehameha Wave to kill Cell and I tried to go to the next episode and the internet was unresponsive temporarily?

AWESOME POWER IS MY GOAL!

-Shadow

PS: "PS" stands for "Post Scriptum" which is Latin for "After Written"

PPS(Post Post Scritum): Other than that PS and this PPS, the part of the title after "WTF!?" was the last thing I typed.

The Best/Worst Game Ever Created In The Universe

QWOP

A wise man once said, "a journey of one thousand miles begins with a single step."

I have yet to make that step.

(If you care to understand this post, go on GOOGLE and look up QWOP.

... Or you can just use this convenient link that I have posted for you:

QWOP)

"WATCH OUT FOR TH---oohhh... AND TH---oohhh... AND TH---oohhh... AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR TH---oohhh..."

"SHUT UP ALREADY!!!"

-Shadow

Trunks is cool.

Trunks just showed up. He is cool. Why? Not only is he a super saiyan, but he also uses a sword. Bladed weapons make everything cooler. He killed Frieza. And the scene with him and Goku:

In a couple of years you die of a virus.
What?!
Yes.
That sucks...
Here, have an antidote from the future.
AWESOME!

FUTURNESS FTW

!

Frieza is dead! Horray! I finished season 3! There are so many episodes it's not even funny! And they turned 5 minutes into 5-9 episodes! I am exclaiming everything I say for no particular reason! I should probably not do this in real life! Vegeta was so confused by people being nice to him! He stole a spaceship! That was expensive! That would be like stealing a space shuttle! Everybody lived! Except for a village and Frieza and Frieza's minions! That is only if you count coming back to life as voiding death! Vegeta actually has a soul! I am saying random stuff about DBZ! I memorized a song for Latin in like five minutes today! I can drive! It's 11:11! ...! ...! Not any more! I can fly! Until I hit the ground! Exclaimation! ! I just exclaimed nothing! Water is important! I killed Minecraft with an overload of TNT! I need sleep! I should probably try to do that! Wilks don't stand chances in supernovas! 30% of DBZ is composed of (...!)! There is a moral anti-canablism virus that travels from human to human when the second human eats the first one! It attacks the brain and is fatal! Yay moral virus! -Shadow! PS: Win!

!!!III111oneoneone

I should be, and am about to be, asleep. But I was watching my own PERSONAL MARATHON of DBZ. With headphones. The power levels coming through to my ear were OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone!!!1!!!!!

Actually is was closer to ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND. But that's not a joke. Anyways, apparently watching it for somewhere around 6 hours today makes my ears actually sore. Is that bad? Not like, "OW THAT SOUND HURTS MY EARS," but more like, "OW DON'T TOUCH MY EARS!!!!" Eh. It's fading anyway. Vegeta may be insanely ruthless and cruel and evil, but he remains one of my favorite characters because of this line and the fact that I agree with it:

"You know,
if I've learned anything at all
from this silly ordeal,
it's that
I
am
a
FREAKING
GENIUS!"
-Vegeta

Yes. Yes you are. But Goku is still more powerful.

Off to sleep.

-Shadow

Vegeta's Awesome Level

I have FINALLY found a good site to watch Dragonball Z, and the more I watch, the awesomer Vegeta becomes. That's about it.

The fail of English and the fail of the english in the word carnation. And BOOM

In English-that-should-be-Literature, we have been forced to turn a play, made for entertainment, used for entertainment, recreated for entertainment, into a long line of delving into the nonexistent sub-sub-sub-meanings of EVERY INDIVIDUAL WORD. Macbeth is a PLAY. Not a new scientific discovery. Not a riddle. Yes it should be read, no it should not be UBERSUPEROVERKILLTACULARLLYPOWERREAD!!!!! (if you get this, then you win [though I'm not telling you what])

I should be working on that project right now actually...

Oh yes, TODAY everyone got their carnations. This is just a bad setup anyway, because the root CARN means "being of flesh/meat/etc.", and nobody just bluntly tells you what they are. Apparently you buy a little card for $1 and write somebody's name and homeroom teacher on one side, then whatever you want on the other, then ON THIS SCAM FILLED HOLIDAY CALLED VALENTINES (scam because everyone buys candy for everyone, therefore this entire holiday is a way for stores to make money), everyone who gets one gets a flower for each carnation. I found out how this works AFTER they anounced that there were no more sales of carnations. So I could not get anybody one. THEN when everyone got their's, I got one. 1. I. Single. And what's so bad? The person who gave it to me was stated as "Your Secret Admirer."
My thoughts: Legit/Troll/mistake/joke.
Also: if there is no name, how am I supposed to react? I don't know who that is. I don't know if it's a good thing that they admire me. I don't even know for sure if this is a girl (though the handwriting supports that this person is a girl). I think that if you are going to be anonymous, be only partially anonymous. Make a riddle. Or something. But don't be secret. I understand that this person may not have known my views on this, and I shall not hold anything against them, but I prefer to know when someone is (possibly) (semi-) stalking me. Also, it's not like everyone gets a couple of maybe 3 or 4. One girl got NINETEEN from ONE PERSON. Then she got all of the others from other people. Who spends almost $20 on something like this?

Sure makes normal nukes look weak...

NUCLEAR WARFARE IS BAD, LIKE, "EVERYBODY DIES" BAD!

-Shadow

SH Dance Oxymorons!!!

Sadie Hawkins dance was last night. Twas pretty boring. Though Xenon, whom is currently my only follower and the only blog that I currently follow, was in a dress that truly made her(you) look much like a darkness queen of some sort. Very good choice anyway. My grandfather sent me a list of oxymorons which are so awesome. Let me see if I can post them.Virtual realityOrigional copyOld newsAct naturallyPretty uglyLIVING DEADJumbo shrimpRolling stopConstant variableExact estimatePaid volunteerCivil warSound of silenceClever foolOnly choiceI have such an awesome grandfather ^_^Xenon, I'm still waiting for my prize.Left, left, up, down, right, A, A, A, B, B, right!!!-ShadowPS: wait what? It says I have 976 Errors on this page...

Message to all People.........

........trying to loose weight: while dieting helps, if you want to loose weight, you have to exercise. That will be all.

Pointlessness to the EXTREME

I don't know why I'm posting this. I have nothing to say.

TETO THE FOX SQUIRREL

I just happened to rediscover one of my favorite characters: Teto the Fox Squirrel.

He's my favorite character in the movie Nasicaa. Good movie. Everyone should see it.

So awesome. Oh, so very awesome. KIDBRAINER is a good artist. I highly enjoy this pic.

This one is more accurate to the movie.

This is my second favorite character in Nausicaa. The glider. Wings with a jet and handlebars. How much more fun could you possibly have?

And a glider is better at running away from GIGANTIC FRICKING BUGS (insect is incorrect, seeing that that thing has a VERY large number of legs, not six) than flightless birds. BTW the bug is called an Ohm (like "oh" with an "mmm" sound). This one happens to be in a rage, which is why its eyes are red. They go blue when it calms down.

As you can see, I really liked this movie.

LOL I see again that I left out the main character, even though she is in the last pic. I still failed to mention her, or talk about her, or even mention that she (wait, it's a trap!) nevermind.

This is Teto and Nausicaa. I may as well talk about her now, because she is a pretty good character. Teto is freaking out, because his recent memories consist of:

a.) wandering into a strange forest.

b.) choking on the poison that is in the air in the forest.

c.) getting snatched up and put in a bag.

d.) being shaken around for about 15 minutes.

e.) being released in a place he hasn't seen surrounded by two humans he doesn't know.

f.) running up her arm.

He had a rough time.

Also, Nausicaa lets him climb down her shirt. (Teto WIN)

TROLOLOLOLOLOLL

-Shadow

PS: I just thought that was funny. I'm not some sick freak who is going to put stuff like that everywhere.

Awesome Face Lazors

I was gone for two days cuz either I was busy, exausted or just didn't feel like posting. My keyboard is really disliking me right now. Or are my fingers ignoring my brain? Either way, I am making mistakes more than usual. So yesterday there was the STATE SWIM MEET. It were funz. I got new personal records on all of my events. And I am 7th (!) in the state of Georgia (I live in a secret base in Antarctica, so this makes no sense) in the 200 yard freestyle!!! AAAAWWWW YEAAAAAHHHHH. It makes me feel special. I got a PURPLY RIBBON IN MY VICTORY OVER THOUSANDS OF OTHERS. Unfortunately, for the state meet, myself and a few others shaved our legs. It worked, so don't hate, but now I will have to live through it growing back. (Which is gonna suck.) Let me think of something awesome... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

WINZ

How AWESOME is that?!

"Vegeta, what does the power say about his awesome level?"
"It's over NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What, NINE THOUSAND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Who wins,

Shoop-Da-Whoop?

Or:

Goku's WARP (when he is Super Saiyan) Kame-Hame-HA!!!
YOU DECIDE.

Actually, don't. Goku wins. Of course. Though Shoop-Da-Woop is by far over 9,000.

Watch the vid: (YouTube)

Have to study Latin... Bye everybody.

-Shadow

PS: I searched "kame hame ha" on Google Images, and my screen turned blue lol.

Dragons

Hey whats up everybody. Or just Xenon as usual. Whatever.

Just found this. Not sure if scary or awesome.

This is just awesome. While Pokemon has begun to suck more and more, Charizard remains the single best of them all. Not only is it classic, but what are you gonna do when you opponent pulls out a FRICKIN DRAGON. You can't beat it. "Oh, but it's not actually a dragon type" "Oh, but there are tons of dragons in Pokemon." NO. Charizard is the ONLY one that is also fire. Without fire, you don't deserve to be a dragon. Fire is the elemental of a dragon. It is their blood, their heart, their very souls. Without fire, it is a giant winged lizard. And those are no fun. "Oh, but my water type will pawn you" "Oh, you can't hurt my ground type." NO. The only power water has is erosion, which takes place over 1,000's of years. FIRE IS POWER. FIRE IS DESTRUCTION. YOU DO NOT BEAT FIRE. And Charizard can fly. Your ground type can suck it. What are you gonna do when your opponent is so high you can't even see them??? And its got claws. It can SHRED YOU.


Thats it.

-Shadow

Pictures Galore

So today I got lucky. Nuff said.

The state swim meet is this saturday. its gonna be either awesome or terrible. My coach wants my relay to wear speedo's and shave our legs. I REALLY hope we don't have to. I will do that when I get to the olympics.

Today I went to an awesome sushi place. Twas good.

I really like the show "Avatar: the Last Airbender" because it is awesome. Only Dragonball Z beats the fighting. Especially the huge fight between two of the characters (spoiler block) that are related. Tis AWESOME. When it comes to pictures, I enjoy diplays of power and awesomeness.

This is Zuko, my second favorite character. I think this pic is just awesome. I like the way that he developes throughout the show. He is like Shadow (the Hedgehog) in that he went through a period of not knowing which side to be on. Only that happens to Shadow (the Hedghog) every time he shows up.

This one is actually from the show. What is happening is that Both Zuko and his nemesis shot huge blasts of fire at each other, and, after coliding, the blasts pushed past each other at angles. So basically if you went on the other side, his nemisis would be in the same position, only with normal fire behind. (The blue fire is the only awesome part about his nemesis, because said nemesis is completely insane. [Not in a good way, Xenon. {sidenoteCEPTION #2}]) Unfortunatly, fire bending isn't normally that powerful. During this fight, there is a comet (highly unrealistic, for it enters the atmosphere, but it's still a good show) that basically supercharges all firebending.

This is Uncle Iroh, Zuko's Uncle. He is the single greatest character ever thought of ever. In this he is playing his favorite instrument. The name escapes me. ANYWAY he is the most awesome guy ever.

This was the best I could find, but yeah, this sums him up. He is frickin powerful. Seriously. Lightning is the single hardest and most dangerous thing to bend. Ever.

This is another of Zuko and his nemesis. You can see them both. The nemesis is AWESOMELY skating on blue fire. thats as cool as it gets. 

This is Toph. She is a blind earthbending NINJA. (you will only get this if you have seen this episode) She is the most powerful earthbender, because her lack of eyesight gives her awesome hearing anf she "sees" with her feet. she can fell the vibrations around her with EXPERT LEVEL precision. She is the first earthbender to discover the ability to bend metal.

You may have noticed that I didn't include the MAIN three characters. Thats because they are boring and everybody knows about them.

Out of time gtg bye.

-Shadow

Better next time

If you mention it, the bad happens. If you don't, the good happens. This statement varies in validity, but life tends to follow these lines.

Not much happened that was interesting today. Oh yeah! In geometry I nearly fell asleep because I was already tired, and the lights were off so that my class could see the smartboard. The combination of tiredness, darkness, and a bright screen will knock you flat. I was having to force myself to keep my eyes open. I failed more than once. BUT I STILL GOT THE WHOLE LESSON. Winz.

If you like techno music then go on newgrounds.com and find kid2will. He's got some pretty awesome stuff.

I am trying to get my power level up, but it can be very difficult. Which sucks. I may just go play Xbox now.

- Shadow

AWESOMENESS RETURNS

WOO HOO!!! Two WUNDERBAR (pronounced voon-da-ba; wonderful in German) tthinks happened today. I'll go from good to AWESOME! Whats good is that I found a sweet remix of the Skyrim music. There is a link to download it in the video, called "SKYRIM - REMIX" and everyone should check it out. (YouTube for those who don't know about the most used video website in the world.) The AWESOME thing is that the swim team that I'm in got our old-new (he was the second) coach back!!! He is the best. I don't think he would care for me to post his name, but he is our favorite. Everyone was in 
-12x better of a mood (the negative reverses the negative moods, those who don't know math.) Our last coach had been nice, but she came at the last minute, gave us easy sets (for those who can't guess, an examle of a set is like this: 5x100's build, 4x100's decend, and 2x100 sprint, all twice through. That's one that we did today,) and then she would leave immediately after we were done. Better coach is better. I believe there is a montage of him somewhere. If I find it then I will post it. NOOO SKYRIM REMIX KEEP PLAYING! lol.


HAHA! I beleive that I may have beaten Xenon to finishing the post today. Maybe not. She might finish while I'm typing this D:


Guess I'll have to hurry.


Minecraft: a vast world of nearly infinite possibilty. While the world itself is amazing, the stuff you can do in it is more amazing. There's this thing called redstone which is basically like wires. You can make and use moving pieces to build insain stuff. I've heard of clocks, games, calculators, and the best, data storage, eg (Exampli Gratia/With The Grace of an Example, Latin FTW,) software. SOFTWARECEPTION!!!


I enjoy inceptions.


We're reading Shakespear in school, and it's pretty awesome. One quote ( or should I say part?) that I like is: 


"
SON                            Was my father a traitor? 
LADY MACDUFF     Ay, that he was.
SON                            What is a traitor?
LADY MACDUFF     Why, one that swears and lies.
SON                            And be all traitors that do so?
LADY MACDUFF     Every one that does so is a traitor
                                  and must be hanged.
SON                            And must they all be hanged that swear and lie?
LADY MACDUFF     Every one.
SON                            Who must hang them?
LADY MACDUFF     Why, the honest men.
SON                            Then the liars and swearers are fools, for there
                                  are liars and swearers enough to beat the honest
                                  men and hang up them.
"

                                    (William Shakespear, Macbeth, 4.2.51-64)

Haha. Epic win. And there are quotations. You can see them. And that ^^^ is the Act.Scene.Line(s). 

YES. Even having gone to dinner, I am STILL beating Xenon. I honestly don't know why I have made and accepted this challenge. Whatever.

Well that's about it I guess.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

-Shadow

A Dog, a puzzle, an Inception, and Some Logical Philosophy

Hey everybody. Or just you, horseysaiyan/Xenon (if you tell me which you prefer then I will use that), because I am lacking other viewers. I'm at my grandparent's house right now. They got a new dog!!! She is smaller than a chihuahua, but she is 3 years old. WTF MUTATION. Anyway, she knows that she is adorable, and uses this to her advantage. Also, it was described to me that her old owner fed her poorly, like if my parents fed me poptarts. and ONLY poptarts. Her fur is strange. She has a giant (relative to size) mane. I would draw a picture, but this computer is a PC. I may post it later if I can. SWIMS rotated 180 degrees equals SWIMS.
It is impossible for something to continuously roll uphill. It may look like it, but your eyes will be lying. Or your brain is misinterpreting what you eyes are telling it. Either way, some part of you is being stupid. Oh yeah, try to figure out what I'm doing:

Decade
Dragon
Stability
Luck
Fire
Hand
Direction
White
Bicycle
Singularity

I came up with this myself :P I will post a hint to one randomly every day starting the day I get a new follower. Until then, horseysaiyan/Xenon, you are on your own. post guesses in comments!

These posts are very near to spontaneous, (NOTHING BUT THE BIG BANG IS SPONTANEOUS, EVERYTHING HAPPENS [but the big bang {as far as we know (SidepointCEPTION)}] FOR A REASON [cause and effect]) WIN!

ANYWAYS what I mean is that I pull up this page, and then think about something to type, and boom. even this spawned from that method.

I need a caricature (a cartoon version of myself, for those with poor vocabulary) Unfortunately, the most important part is the hair, and mine is boring. (Why can't anime hair be real? Life would be so much more fun...) (Or at least interesting.) Well, then there's that I am bad a drawing, and worse at drawing people. And worse at drawing with a mouse. And does anyone else question why you are you? And if anyone figures out how to cause their mind to exit the barrier of their head, please mention it. If someone discovers how to focus your power into a beam of energy, please tell me.

Imagination is the key to the doorway of secrets.

-Shadow

This took like an hour...

Whats up, horseysaiyan, because at the time I am typing this, you are my only follower [ :( for so few viewers, :) for following] I may post my awesome pencil sketch later in this post. depends on if I feel like going and getting it, scanning it, and then figuring out how to load it onto this page. Oh yeah, somehow I just remembered my favorite text face: ok let me just figure out how to type accented letters... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... like ten minutes later ... ... ... more minutes. i got close, but no good........... and im not doing this to be funny, i really am unable to find this. lets see what ive discovered how to type so far: ¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠«‘“πøˆ¨¥†®´∑œåß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷………… really!?!?!?! ò is as close as ive gotten...  i can type apples, but not an o with a reverse "`"... this sucks... ‡—±»’”∏؈¨Áˇ‰´„ŒÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÒÔÓ˝ÓÓÓ˝ÁÔÔÓÒ OMFG I FIGURED IT OUT I THINK!!!!! NOOOOO of course not... Ó without caps... HOW…DOES…THIS…WORK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? . apple eyes. I'm scanning the pic now. This post is taking WAY too long to write. maybe I should just stop. BUT NO. I will finish. I'll state my logic now: some people need to be punched in the face. This is the problem: to protect people who do not deserve this, punching someone is considered assault. I believe that if a mark larger than 1 and a half inches is left, or if facial bones are broken, or if the skin is broken, then it should be assault. But there are those people who just deserve to get hit. although there should be three witnesses who agree that the victim dedserved it. Pic is done. here it is:P

My name is blacked out so that I cannot be tracked ^.^
I admit, I used a plastic oval for the halo ring itself, but the rest is all me.
NO THAT IS NOT JUPITER. it is just some random gas giant. still cant find the face... (-.-ò) I can do it BACKWARDS!!! headphones ftw. well i guess thats about it...

ø^.^ you shall not hear
o*.* you shall not see
o^x^ you shall not speak
ø*x* you shall not
I shall not be seen

-Shadow