Monday, February 27, 2012

Trunks is cool.

Trunks just showed up. He is cool. Why? Not only is he a super saiyan, but he also uses a sword. Bladed weapons make everything cooler. He killed Frieza. And the scene with him and Goku:

In a couple of years you die of a virus.
What?!
Yes.
That sucks...
Here, have an antidote from the future.
AWESOME!

FUTURNESS FTW

Monday, February 20, 2012

!

Frieza is dead! Horray! I finished season 3! There are so many episodes it's not even funny! And they turned 5 minutes into 5-9 episodes! I am exclaiming everything I say for no particular reason! I should probably not do this in real life! Vegeta was so confused by people being nice to him! He stole a spaceship! That was expensive! That would be like stealing a space shuttle! Everybody lived! Except for a village and Frieza and Frieza's minions! That is only if you count coming back to life as voiding death! Vegeta actually has a soul! I am saying random stuff about DBZ! I memorized a song for Latin in like five minutes today! I can drive! It's 11:11! ...! ...! Not any more! I can fly! Until I hit the ground! Exclaimation! ! I just exclaimed nothing! Water is important! I killed Minecraft with an overload of TNT! I need sleep! I should probably try to do that! Wilks don't stand chances in supernovas! 30% of DBZ is composed of (...!)! There is a moral anti-canablism virus that travels from human to human when the second human eats the first one! It attacks the brain and is fatal! Yay moral virus! -Shadow! PS: Win!

Friday, February 17, 2012

!!!III111oneoneone

I should be, and am about to be, asleep. But I was watching my own PERSONAL MARATHON of DBZ. With headphones. The power levels coming through to my ear were OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone!!!1!!!!!

Actually is was closer to ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND. But that's not a joke. Anyways, apparently watching it for somewhere around 6 hours today makes my ears actually sore. Is that bad? Not like, "OW THAT SOUND HURTS MY EARS," but more like, "OW DON'T TOUCH MY EARS!!!!" Eh. It's fading anyway. Vegeta may be insanely ruthless and cruel and evil, but he remains one of my favorite characters because of this line and the fact that I agree with it:

"You know,
if I've learned anything at all
from this silly ordeal,
it's that
I
am
a
FREAKING
GENIUS!"
-Vegeta


Yes. Yes you are. But Goku is still more powerful.
Off to sleep.

-Shadow

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Vegeta's Awesome Level

I have FINALLY found a good site to watch Dragonball Z, and the more I watch, the awesomer Vegeta becomes. That's about it.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

The fail of English and the fail of the english in the word carnation. And BOOM

In English-that-should-be-Literature, we have been forced to turn a play, made for entertainment, used for entertainment, recreated for entertainment, into a long line of delving into the nonexistent sub-sub-sub-meanings of EVERY INDIVIDUAL WORD. Macbeth is a PLAY. Not a new scientific discovery. Not a riddle. Yes it should be read, no it should not be UBERSUPEROVERKILLTACULARLLYPOWERREAD!!!!! (if you get this, then you win [though I'm not telling you what])

I should be working on that project right now actually...

Oh yes, TODAY everyone got their carnations. This is just a bad setup anyway, because the root CARN means "being of flesh/meat/etc.", and nobody just bluntly tells you what they are. Apparently you buy a little card for $1 and write somebody's name and homeroom teacher on one side, then whatever you want on the other, then ON THIS SCAM FILLED HOLIDAY CALLED VALENTINES (scam because everyone buys candy for everyone, therefore this entire holiday is a way for stores to make money), everyone who gets one gets a flower for each carnation. I found out how this works AFTER they anounced that there were no more sales of carnations. So I could not get anybody one. THEN when everyone got their's, I got one. 1. I. Single. And what's so bad? The person who gave it to me was stated as "Your Secret Admirer."
My thoughts: Legit/Troll/mistake/joke.
Also: if there is no name, how am I supposed to react? I don't know who that is. I don't know if it's a good thing that they admire me. I don't even know for sure if this is a girl (though the handwriting supports that this person is a girl). I think that if you are going to be anonymous, be only partially anonymous. Make a riddle. Or something. But don't be secret. I understand that this person may not have known my views on this, and I shall not hold anything against them, but I prefer to know when someone is (possibly) (semi-) stalking me. Also, it's not like everyone gets a couple of maybe 3 or 4. One girl got NINETEEN from ONE PERSON. Then she got all of the others from other people. Who spends almost $20 on something like this?


Sure makes normal nukes look weak...

NUCLEAR WARFARE IS BAD, LIKE, "EVERYBODY DIES" BAD!

-Shadow

Sunday, February 12, 2012

SH Dance Oxymorons!!!

Sadie Hawkins dance was last night. Twas pretty boring. Though Xenon, whom is currently my only follower and the only blog that I currently follow, was in a dress that truly made her(you) look much like a darkness queen of some sort. Very good choice anyway. My grandfather sent me a list of oxymorons which are so awesome. Let me see if I can post them.Virtual realityOrigional copyOld newsAct naturallyPretty uglyLIVING DEADJumbo shrimpRolling stopConstant variableExact estimatePaid volunteerCivil warSound of silenceClever foolOnly choiceI have such an awesome grandfather ^_^Xenon, I'm still waiting for my prize.Left, left, up, down, right, A, A, A, B, B, right!!!-ShadowPS: wait what? It says I have 976 Errors on this page...

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Message to all People.........

........trying to loose weight: while dieting helps, if you want to loose weight, you have to exercise. That will be all.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Monday, February 6, 2012

TETO THE FOX SQUIRREL

I just happened to rediscover one of my favorite characters: Teto the Fox Squirrel.

He's my favorite character in the movie Nasicaa. Good movie. Everyone should see it.


So awesome. Oh, so very awesome. KIDBRAINER is a good artist. I highly enjoy this pic.


This one is more accurate to the movie.



This is my second favorite character in Nausicaa. The glider. Wings with a jet and handlebars. How much more fun could you possibly have?


And a glider is better at running away from GIGANTIC FRICKING BUGS (insect is incorrect, seeing that that thing has a VERY large number of legs, not six) than flightless birds. BTW the bug is called an Ohm (like "oh" with an "mmm" sound). This one happens to be in a rage, which is why its eyes are red. They go blue when it calms down.

As you can see, I really liked this movie.

LOL I see again that I left out the main character, even though she is in the last pic. I still failed to mention her, or talk about her, or even mention that she (wait, it's a trap!) nevermind.


This is Teto and Nausicaa. I may as well talk about her now, because she is a pretty good character. Teto is freaking out, because his recent memories consist of:

a.) wandering into a strange forest.

b.) choking on the poison that is in the air in the forest.

c.) getting snatched up and put in a bag.

d.) being shaken around for about 15 minutes.

e.) being released in a place he hasn't seen surrounded by two humans he doesn't know.

f.) running up her arm.

He had a rough time.

Also, Nausicaa lets him climb down her shirt. (Teto WIN)

TROLOLOLOLOLOLL

-Shadow

PS: I just thought that was funny. I'm not some sick freak who is going to put stuff like that everywhere.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Awesome Face Lazors

I was gone for two days cuz either I was busy, exausted or just didn't feel like posting. My keyboard is really disliking me right now. Or are my fingers ignoring my brain? Either way, I am making mistakes more than usual. So yesterday there was the STATE SWIM MEET. It were funz. I got new personal records on all of my events. And I am 7th (!) in the state of Georgia (I live in a secret base in Antarctica, so this makes no sense) in the 200 yard freestyle!!! AAAAWWWW YEAAAAAHHHHH. It makes me feel special. I got a PURPLY RIBBON IN MY VICTORY OVER THOUSANDS OF OTHERS. Unfortunately, for the state meet, myself and a few others shaved our legs. It worked, so don't hate, but now I will have to live through it growing back. (Which is gonna suck.) Let me think of something awesome... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...


WINZ






How AWESOME is that?!

"Vegeta, what does the power say about his awesome level?"
"It's over NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What, NINE THOUSAND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Who wins,

Shoop-Da-Whoop?

Or:


Goku's WARP (when he is Super Saiyan) Kame-Hame-HA!!!
YOU DECIDE.

Actually, don't. Goku wins. Of course. Though Shoop-Da-Woop is by far over 9,000.

Watch the vid: (YouTube)

Have to study Latin... Bye everybody.

-Shadow

PS: I searched "kame hame ha" on Google Images, and my screen turned blue lol.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Dragons

Hey whats up everybody. Or just Xenon as usual. Whatever.

Just found this. Not sure if scary or awesome.


This is just awesome. While Pokemon has begun to suck more and more, Charizard remains the single best of them all. Not only is it classic, but what are you gonna do when you opponent pulls out a FRICKIN DRAGON. You can't beat it. "Oh, but it's not actually a dragon type" "Oh, but there are tons of dragons in Pokemon." NO. Charizard is the ONLY one that is also fire. Without fire, you don't deserve to be a dragon. Fire is the elemental of a dragon. It is their blood, their heart, their very souls. Without fire, it is a giant winged lizard. And those are no fun. "Oh, but my water type will pawn you" "Oh, you can't hurt my ground type." NO. The only power water has is erosion, which takes place over 1,000's of years. FIRE IS POWER. FIRE IS DESTRUCTION. YOU DO NOT BEAT FIRE. And Charizard can fly. Your ground type can suck it. What are you gonna do when your opponent is so high you can't even see them??? And its got claws. It can SHRED YOU.


Thats it.

-Shadow

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Pictures Galore

So today I got lucky. Nuff said.

The state swim meet is this saturday. its gonna be either awesome or terrible. My coach wants my relay to wear speedo's and shave our legs. I REALLY hope we don't have to. I will do that when I get to the olympics.

Today I went to an awesome sushi place. Twas good.

I really like the show "Avatar: the Last Airbender" because it is awesome. Only Dragonball Z beats the fighting. Especially the huge fight between two of the characters (spoiler block) that are related. Tis AWESOME. When it comes to pictures, I enjoy diplays of power and awesomeness.


This is Zuko, my second favorite character. I think this pic is just awesome. I like the way that he developes throughout the show. He is like Shadow (the Hedgehog) in that he went through a period of not knowing which side to be on. Only that happens to Shadow (the Hedghog) every time he shows up.


This one is actually from the show. What is happening is that Both Zuko and his nemesis shot huge blasts of fire at each other, and, after coliding, the blasts pushed past each other at angles. So basically if you went on the other side, his nemisis would be in the same position, only with normal fire behind. (The blue fire is the only awesome part about his nemesis, because said nemesis is completely insane. [Not in a good way, Xenon. {sidenoteCEPTION #2}]) Unfortunatly, fire bending isn't normally that powerful. During this fight, there is a comet (highly unrealistic, for it enters the atmosphere, but it's still a good show) that basically supercharges all firebending.


This is Uncle Iroh, Zuko's Uncle. He is the single greatest character ever thought of ever. In this he is playing his favorite instrument. The name escapes me. ANYWAY he is the most awesome guy ever.


This was the best I could find, but yeah, this sums him up. He is frickin powerful. Seriously. Lightning is the single hardest and most dangerous thing to bend. Ever.


This is another of Zuko and his nemesis. You can see them both. The nemesis is AWESOMELY skating on blue fire. thats as cool as it gets. 


This is Toph. She is a blind earthbending NINJA. (you will only get this if you have seen this episode) She is the most powerful earthbender, because her lack of eyesight gives her awesome hearing anf she "sees" with her feet. she can fell the vibrations around her with EXPERT LEVEL precision. She is the first earthbender to discover the ability to bend metal.

You may have noticed that I didn't include the MAIN three characters. Thats because they are boring and everybody knows about them.

Out of time gtg bye.

-Shadow