Still in India

India has been interesting enough, with the madness driving, the over-spicy food, the lack of ability to drink anything but bottled water, the little amount of internet (I am using the only computer in the building), and the Indian people, who are a little annoying for some reason. Yesterday most of us were left in the bus to stay there for 2 hours because of a miscommunication. (which is apparently not a word). We then decided to try the taxis and the driver was instantly there and we were driven home in the bus. I am now waiting for breakfast which has normally been the best meal of the day, and I am hoping for naan all the time, because naan is delicious.

naan

-Shadow

Leaving the Country

Hi everyone. I am leaving the country tomorrow. Where will I be going?

India.

Should be fun. Gonna help build houses for poor people. Like a kind person. Also gonna stay away from cows. And eat rice and bread. And not much else. Also, my plane is stopping in Paris, where we will stay for 5 hours, then going to India. I'll be in Paris and not get to see anything. This trip will be for 3 weeks. I will try to post stuff, but internet is not a guaranty. At the end I get to go to Deli and see the Taj Mahall. And I get to ride an elephant. I'm going with my grandmother, who is a professor and got me into a college group for community service. Now I'm going to India. I will not have to get service hours for so long. Also, did anyone else notice that the 30th episode of DBZ Abridged came out??? If you have yet to see it, you should.


The cake is a lie!


-Shadow

HOW DID I NOT POST THIS BEFORE

Hello other intelligent life forms that are most likely human but might be something else!

Please pretend this post was posted a few days after my last post and today, at the same time.

Somehow or another I completely missed a major point from my trip to the lake house. Xenon's post including tubing reminded me of this event. My ginger friend, whom you may call Silent hvalross (Xbox Live), is the most intense tuber ever. He was the only one that tubed, and he set records of most skips on the water after falling. He rode once one day, and managed 3 skips of pain on the water. (truly painful to watch, one can only imagine what he felt). The next day, he rode again. He was lifted and sent FLYING HORIZONTALLY, COMPLETELY AIRBORN, through the air, and smashed into the water. When the splashing stopped, his hand was up, showing that he skipped 5 times. He then proceeded to ride again, and was again popped into the air and flung from the tube into the water at high speeds. 7 skips. He skipped more times then I can skip a rock. Many (useless) credits go to him.

On another note, watch these:

(WARNING: Animated blood, gore, organs, bones, censored swearing, murder, war, language that may be found offensive, bladed weapons, projectile weapons, unrealistic stunts that should not be tried at home, FIX: none of this should be tried at home, extreme violence, unreasonable comedy within the violence that may be found offensive, baby versions of most of the characters, rainbows, rainbow guns, giant candy, flowers, robotic guns, animated alcohol, explosives, fire, destruction of varying scales, unrealistic depictions of human anatomy and the damage it can sustain, and betrayal).

(NOTE: these video is on YouTube, so get over it if you think that they are"bad").

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5B7B789AC271EA10

Also, If you don't mind bad language and have a very large range of humor, then watch Sanity Not Included. ('worse" than the videos above, but amazing and hilarious and awesome.) There are two seasons, and no, I will not give you a link for this one. It is also my request that you do not watch season two without watching season one, and also do not watch the finales until you've seen their corresponding seasons. Thank you for your cooperation. It will be noted that you will be more controllable when I take over the world.

World, you will be mine.

-Shadow