Sunday, March 25, 2012

Stupid tick. And Vegetaphobia.

So I found a tick on me, and this is my reaction (after killing and flushing it in rage): "You think you can suck on the most powerful person in the universe?! Well that's a good way to DIE!!!" Well that's not a very long post... DBZ: Majin Boo just owned everyone. Insect Project is gonna be interesting. Nice things are nice. This post is descending into itself. Oh yeah, I have Vegetaphobia: The fear that Vegeta will become so awesome that nobody can handle it and everybody dies!!! (derived from mephobia for those who look at demotivators) "I, drink, FireWater!!!" -Shadow PS: for some reason posting this from my phone deletes enters. (sorry i'll try to fix it later)

Thursday, March 15, 2012

WTF!? And a few other things that came to mind...


Pageviews by Countries
United States
130
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Germany
6
Canada
5
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Argentina
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Everyone below USA, especially those who's common language is not English, how/why are you reading this blog?
I don't have any problem with it, but it just seems interesting that I have so many views from other countries. Leave comments if you want. If you're bi/tri/multi-lingual then you are that much cooler. I am monolingual, so unfortunatly I cannot speak any of you other languages, except English, though the US's main language should be called "American," because our accent and slang differ so very much from all other English speakers. I wonder if anyone from any other countries will view this. I guess there is a good chance that a few of you actually saw this blog, noticed it being english, and then left immediately. And also, less than one percent of my views (1 view) were from sombody's PSP. I don't feel like arguing right now, but I strongly prefer Xbox 360. Nothing you say can change that, so don't try.


On that note, MINECRAFT for Xbox 360 comes out in TWO DAYS. On Saturday. I'm excited. GET EXCITED!


My older sister is awesome. I somehow managed to spiral her into watching DBZ with me and now she's interested. I may just post something she drew about it. The artistic gene went to her :/




Artistic Sister FTW.



What's blue and fluffy?

Blue fluff.


What's brown and sticky?

A stick.


If life throws you melons, then you might be dislexic.


"A class is as fast as its slowest student."
                        -Clayton []


How did the man avoid suicide?

He died.

(I made that one, so yay for creativity!)


How do you get a clown off of a swing?

Hit it with an axe.


"My life isn't ruined by what you just did, but it is this much worse."
                                                                             -Shadow (Me)


TO!!!
POTA!!!
Xenon will get this. She may even post it.

Is it strange that Goku used the Kamehameha Wave to kill Cell and I tried to go to the next episode and the internet was unresponsive temporarily?

AWESOME POWER IS MY GOAL!
-Shadow

PS: "PS" stands for "Post Scriptum" which is Latin for "After Written"

PPS(Post Post Scritum): Other than that PS and this PPS, the part of the title after "WTF!?" was the last thing I typed.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

The Best/Worst Game Ever Created In The Universe

QWOP

A wise man once said, "a journey of one thousand miles begins with a single step."

I have yet to make that step.


(If you care to understand this post, go on GOOGLE and look up QWOP.

... Or you can just use this convenient link that I have posted for you:


"WATCH OUT FOR TH---oohhh... AND TH---oohhh... AND TH---oohhh... AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR TH---oohhh..."

"SHUT UP ALREADY!!!"


-Shadow